Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): It took the Corrupt Bastards Club to finally sweep Britney's fathomless vagina off the newsstand headlines and media mastheads following several weeks' relentless exposure of the bare-assed cheek of the US oil services industry's whoring.
A rash of Corrupt Bastards stories has replaced the previously inexhaustible supply of the US singer's pudenda tales of woe.
"There might be a connection of course," said a music industry source today.
"No one has yet established that the Corrupt Bastards were or were not bankrolling the singer's career. But with so many newly discovered Corrupt Bastards Club members suddenly crashing in public the entertainment industry could be the next victim of exposure."
The news comes as World Bank CEO Paul Wolfowitz - a Corrupt Bastards grandee and suspected lifetime treasurer - falls on his sword after a relatively minor spot of nepotism with a woman named after a tobacco rolling paper product.
Shaha Rizla, 34, squeezed Bastard Wolfowitz into upping her salary into the stratosphere but was too mean to ever buy him some decent new socks.
Meanwhile in California Britney Spears's publicist has said the entertainer is considering performing at a benefit concert to raise funds for the Corrupt Bastards Club legal defense:
"We'll do everything it takes to restore Britney's vagina to the world number one slot and this one could be a winner."
