Alaska - (Ass Mess): The Corrupt Bastards Club issued its personal eulogy to the Reverend Jerry Falwell who died yesterday aged 73.
"He was up there alongside the greats," a CBC spokesman said today.
"He gave GOP presidents god-given assurances that every scam they ever perpetrated would be ok with The Lord just as long as they allowed him to line his pockets by spreading homophobic claptrap to Middle America.
"He was and is our Club spiritual guru. Our faith in him has never diminished.
"He was easily the most important figure in the mobilization of TheoCon bankrollers to channel funds previously frozen by SEC busts.
"His schemes were always exciting and creative. You could do things previously unimaginable without aq damned good attorney to bail you out.
"The Corrupt Bastards Club learned so much because there was lots of opportunity to emulate Falwell's unique brand of deceit."
A memorial service in planned in Anchorage next month.