Washington - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has flown into Washington to plead with George Bush for ex-BP boss Lord Browne not to be extradited to the US to face corruption charges.
Browne stepped down two weeks ago from his multi-millionaire job after UK Law Lords said he is a lying, cheating, perjuring, two-faced, evil little shit whose glitering career depended on a series of massive whoppers that kept him out of jail for over two decades.
But spooks in the CIA and in MI6, in Mossad and in virtually every security/intelligence service throughout the world have agreed that Browne is the architect of the missing $18 billion in the UN's Saddam Oil-for-Fraud scam that has enriched politicians in the Bush and Blair administrations beyond their wildest dreams.
And now the Senate's Energy Committee has got wind of the whole business and wants to extradite the scumbag toerag to the US to face charges along with the entire Corrupt Bastards Club whose Alaskan membership has begun to crumble following FBI arrests of state legislators and executives in oil services provider VECO.
"He's got a couple of days left at the most," a CIA source said today after news leaked out from London that Browne has been successfully bugged and trailed by the Met since George W Bush took office in late 2000.
"We're taking no hostages, and that means BP may go into liquidation along with Halliburton and other Corrupt Bastards paymasters currently sitting pretty."
Dick Cheney is 69.
