Ex-BP Corrupt Bastard Browne booted off Goldman Sax

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Thursday, 10 May 2007

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A recent photo of the little toerag

Wall Street - (Ass Mess): Ex-BP chairman and honorary Corrupt Bastards Club member Lord Browne was finally booted off the Goldmnan Sax board after New York financial regulators said he was one liability too many for the investment bank's balance sheet.

Browne had been a non-exec director for over eight years during which time he harrassed and libelled the largest institutional shareholders of the Chevron Corporation.

Additionally he libelled, harassed and maligned thier private charitable foundation which bankrolled a $100 billion healthcare scheme in Cuba, and its business arm which implemented the re-building of China starting with the Three Gorges Dam and the Beijing Olympic Development infrastructure.

A raft of lawsuits in London, NYC, Miami, Los Angeles, Texas and Hong Kong has straddled Browne with potential libel damages in excess of $500 million in a move guaranteed to bankrupt him and send him to jail for criminal harassment.

On the day his mobster cartel godfather Tony Blair made public his imminent resignation Browne received his own pink slip from Wall Street colleagues who were said to be shaken to the core by his perjury allegations in London last week.

Several remaining directorships remain in Browne's portfolio but these may also now perish in the wake of a huge CIA investigation into the little toerag's mischief making on behalf of the Bush Family Evil Empire in its run up to the 2000 White House election.

In London UK police are said to be investigating his seminal role in the hostage taking of NATO's head of military intelligence who had threatened in 1999 to go public if the ex-KGB Cuban mobster using the ID of George Walker Bush ever attempted to run for the White House.

City of London sources have claimed it is only a matter of days before Browne takes up his permanent seat at HMP Belmarsh.

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