Washington DC - Stanley Frobish has been appointed the new Plastic Surgeon General of the United States of America. Although few in the country had ever heard of the post it has been in existence for the last fifteen years.
The job of the Plastic Surgeon General is to make any republican who is running for office look good no matter what.
Whether the solution is a nose job or botox injections the treatment is free to any one who qualifies to run for office as a republican.
