(Hell) -- Dead Iraqi Tyrant Saddam Hussein has issued a statement decrying the destruction of his country by President George W Bush (22 months to obscurity). It is true all they said about me, the disappearing opponents, the occasional beheadings, the cronyism, but this guy, meaning Bush, "is in a class all his own," said the Butcher of Baghdad.
"The only Iraqis left are combatants - Sunni, Shia, Kurds - and occupiers, the ones with the big bulls eyes on them," Saddam said.
"I know hell, and Iraq now looks like Hell," added the fallen President. "One thing gives me comfort, and that is this, we are saving a seat for Bush down here in the Liar's circle in Dante's inferno. Hahahahahahahahaha," he expectorated.
Fortunately, the leader of the free world had no idea what the reference meant. First pet Barney, however, reacted involuntarily by soiling the White House carpet.
