(Hollyweird) -- A media circus worthy of Anna Nicole Smith, but in a B cup, has come to tinseltown as lawyer turned gigolo Howard K Stern and photographer turned billionaire daddy Larry Burkhead challenge Vice President turned fag hag B A Dick Cheney's claim of paternity of his gay daughter's baby.
International UN envoy for rufugees, children, and Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has also laid claim to the baby, ass-erting her rights as an international adoptive parent and action adventure star.
Madonna was unavailable for comment and reportedly inconsolable, weeping at a biker bar in Marrakesh asserting her interest in being a mother of the baby - but "that bitch Angelina has beat me to it again."
Democratic leaders had no comment about the outspoken anti-gay Cheney's flip, or for that matter, his flop.
