Written by KEN RYNNE

Wednesday, 18 April 2007

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Who's Your Daddy?!?!

(Hollyweird) -- A media circus worthy of Anna Nicole Smith, but in a B cup, has come to tinseltown as lawyer turned gigolo Howard K Stern and photographer turned billionaire daddy Larry Burkhead challenge Vice President turned fag hag B A Dick Cheney's claim of paternity of his gay daughter's baby.

International UN envoy for rufugees, children, and Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has also laid claim to the baby, ass-erting her rights as an international adoptive parent and action adventure star.

Madonna was unavailable for comment and reportedly inconsolable, weeping at a biker bar in Marrakesh asserting her interest in being a mother of the baby - but "that bitch Angelina has beat me to it again."

Democratic leaders had no comment about the outspoken anti-gay Cheney's flip, or for that matter, his flop.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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