Headlines were about French President Macron’s booger, which his wife Bridget tried to sweep away. Still, the U.S. has managed to sweep away the booger with Elon Musk’s cryptic Tweet announcing to the entire planet: The reason the Epstein files have not been released is because Donald Trump is also listed.
So what happened to Macron’s booger? Bonne nuit, les booger. Life is back to normal in France, where croissants and baguettes are the driving force.
However, in the U.S., the liberal press is doing somersaults over Elon’s announcement.
Fox News? Not so much.
The liberal media is gingerly inquiring: What could this mean? Is today’s J. Christ, Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Teresa, Elon Musk, insinuating that his former super bestie is a pedophile who indulged in criminal behavior with innocent underage girls as young as 13 and 14?
“Say it ain’t so,” announces Fox News. “And bring back the French booger.”
“Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,” says the liberal U.S. press. “Trump has his dick in the wringer this time, and he’s not going to squirm it out of the wringer by blaming Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, or Kamala Harris in that brown suit of hers.”
Musk’s cryptic reply was: “I said what I said, and I meant what I said. Forget the French booger.”
Emerging from the bunker level of the White House, Donald Trump had an explanation: He hitched a ride on Epstein’s plane to go to Mar-a-Lago, and there was some plane trouble, and we had to crash land on his island. Elon, my once-good friend, was just confused about the details, what with the buckets of drugs and heroin drips that he takes on an hourly basis.
Fox News: Of course, that’s what happened. And now, back to the French booger.
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