Mental Acuity Or Is Donald Trump Just Plain Nuts?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 15 October 2024

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"So, I'm nuts! MAGA people still love nuts!"

Is Donald Trump nuts? He won’t release his medical records. So is he nuts? Maybe.

Like, get a load of the orange makeup. Did anyone think it was a natural orange suntan? It’s as hideous as Giuliani’s dripping hair color running down the side of his face.

A lady would never leave the house with that kind of orange makeup. Why did Donald Trump think it was okay? No mental acuity or sharpness of mind?

Maybe if Donald Trump released his medical records, and the records were written by a panel of medical professionals, and the professionals diagnosed Trump as normal, had mental acuity, was sharp as a tac, but his makeup room had poor lighting, well okay. Maybe.

However, Trump refuses to release his medical records. Orange makeup aside, Donald Trump looks to be obese. Not a healthy sign.

Like the five stages of grief, (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance) to reach obesity, one begins with overweight, fat, chubby, and ultimately obese. Maybe.

While dim lights may excuse a poor makeup job, the tent-like, unbuttoned jacket doesn’t hide the obesity underneath. The guy is obese. Obesity is not healthy. It's okay, for elephants, but not a human being.   

But throwing plates of food against White House walls is a sign of failed mental acuity, stability, self-discipline and housekeeping.

Who does that? Throwing plates of food against WHITE HOUSE walls is ga, ga, crazy. No maybe now. 

Hide the nuclear button. Do not let him near the Oval Office or the White House. 

Panel of doctors not required.

He doesn’t have to release his medical records.

He fails the mental acuity test.  

The guy is just plain nuts.

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