Is It Going To Be Donald Trump Or Kamala Harris?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 5 September 2024

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"It really isn't even a contest!"

Will it be Donald Trump or Kamala Harris for President of the United States? 

To be, or not to be? Yep, that’s the question. However, it should not even be a question. 

One nominee, with a sordid reputation, is a vile individual who transitioned from a T.V. program to the White House. His infamous interview on the Howard Stern program, where he made derogatory remarks about women, should be enough to disqualify him from a  third run for the White House.

The other nominee is a public servant who worked her way through law school, graduated, passed the Bar Exam, worked in San Francisco’s District Attorney’s Office, then ran for and won head of the San Francisco D.A.’s office, followed that, and won Attorney General for the state of California.

She next ran for the U.S. Senate, which she won, and then ran for President of the United States. She didn’t win that nomination. However, Biden picked her as his vice president running mate, and their ticket won in 2020. 

Now this public servant, Kamala Harris, is running against the pussy grabber for President of the United States. The same guy who said, “f———ing deeply troubled women is the best…”  and, “…since I own the Miss Teenage contest, I could walk into their dressing room and see all their naked bodies getting dressed…”Teenagers.

MAGA people love Donald Trump. Trump calls MAGA people basement dwellers.

So which one is better suited for the office and should win? 

It should not even be a question.

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