Donald Trump Planning Transition Back To Mar-a-Lago After Election

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 27 August 2024

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Back to Mar-a-Lago for good!....Hopefully!

After the election, Donald Trump announced that he plans to use RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard on his transition team.

Excellent!

So after Donald Trump loses the 2024 election in November, there are no plans for his MAGA followers to once again storm the Capitol, breaking down doors, smashing windows, defecating on the floors, making Josh Hawley race down steps to safety, but that instead, Donald Trump plans to transition to his permanent retirement at Mar-a-Lago, saying good-bye, (thank you Jesus) to his political life and spending more time with his family.

An added plus is that Trump's MAGA followers will not repeat the 2020 "Hang Mike Pence" chant. In the 2024 version, it would be "Hang D.J. Vance." Not that D.J. Vance would have been responsible for the certification of the Electoral College vote.

Stop the presses.

Lookee here!

Isn't it interesting that Vice President Kamala Harris, pardon the error, President-Elect Kamala Harris will be responsible for certifying the Electoral College vote of the 2024 election?

What a difference four years make!

However, Donald Trump is excellent at planning and using great baggage handlers like RFK Jr. and Ms. Gabbard. It's good to plan ahead. Why Trump needs a Kennedy and a woman to help with his transition to permanent retirement in Florida remains vague. Indeed, he no longer has access to any Top Secret documents to take along with him.

But it's okay.

So long.

Goodbye.

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