Retail stores in Colorado are selling the hell out of marijuana joint rolling kits

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 11 August 2023

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The McWincheser retails for $89.99.

Retail stores in Colorado report that they cannot keep their marijuana joint rolling kits on stock.

Retailers say that as soon as they stock the shelves, the customers scoop them up like they are going out of style.

Many adult customers are reportedly purchasing the kits for their kids or grandkids who positively love the marijuana joint rolling kits.

The kit was invented by a brother and sister couple from Reefer Ridge, Colorado.

Timmy and Tammy McWinchester, who are students at Pike's Peak College, got the idea after talking to their 91-year-old grandmother Ledina "The Tongue" McWinchester, who at her age still smokes an occasional joint now and then.

NOTE: To view photographs of The McWinchester Marijuana Joint Rolling Kit, You can log on to www.potjointrollingkit.pot

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