Jessica Simpson Has Agreed To Lend Her Voice To The Newly Added Masseuse Cartoon Character On "The Simpsons"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 19 July 2022

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"Wow! Jess is one of the hottest, gosh darn sexiest 42-year-old woman I have ever seen." -PRESIDENT JOEY BIDEN

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - One of the most successful TV cartoon series of all time is "The Simpsons."

TV show experts are now predicting that the show will become even more popular than ever due to the fact that the deliciously sexy sexpot Jessica Simpson, has signed on to voice the voice of the show's new erotic masseuse, Jessica Orgasmwood, 28.

The real Miss Simpson, who just turned 42, in July, expressed that she was so excited at the opportunity that she actually peed a few drops of urine in her sexy pink crotchless panties, which of course ended up on her tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts.

SIDENOTE: Jessica was asked by the producers of the cartoon show, if when she is in the recording studio dubbing in the voice of Jessica Orgasmwood, if she coud please do the dubbing while totally naked. Miss Simpson smiled, took a drink of her Dos Equis beer and replied, "Hey, I've aways been a team player - you got it. I'll do the voice over in my birthday suit."

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