Biblical “scholars” are frightened and confused by a certain passage in the Bible that is being brought into a new light, via Twitter and other anger-inducing web pages. Now let’s get one thing clear: this occurs in the Old Testament part, not the…
Now that two states have arrested Trump (with more waiting in the wings), the Republicans are desperate to try anything to force their way of life into the main arena of American politics. They are creating new laws for everyone to be ruled by. (O…
A miracle was seen in the sky over Kampala, Uganda... a rainbow! Immediately, government forces took aim with their outdated rifles and shot volleys into the seven colors hanging beneath a cloud—for no good reason! President Yoweri Kaguta Musev…
After a thundershower in Topeka, Kansas left a gray rainbow in the sky, activists protested the weather and basic physics. "I can't imagine such insensitivity," stated one protester. "After all we've worked for, the unscientific engagement of sunl…
Israeli rabbis are getting a fashion change, and some couldn’t be happier. (Others, however, are very angry, as many rabbis are when things don’t go their way and they don’t get free money for doing nothing but chanting all day and making everyon…
Who doesn’t LOVE rainbows?! Ask any LGBTQ … (uh, sorry if I forgot a letter of two, can we come up with a single word, instead of a string of letters, makes it easier, oh for the days of just “queer” and “butt pirates” and “fudge packers” and “ta…
WORCESTER, Mass. Nativity School of Worchester If a rainbow or a BLM flag hangs from a Catholic church, says Bishop Robert J. McManus, it’s not Catholic. No, he’s right, those are flags of inclusivity and brotherhood and love. The flag of…
I tried a new gym the other day and saw Ron DeSantis on the bench press. I went up and asked if he was a member, and after staring at my crotch for a solid thirty seconds, he said, “Yeah, I pump. I pump hard. See my lats and delts and pecs? T…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The San Francisco City Council voted 13 to 1 to adopt a new American flag. A member of the city council stated that the city will be retiring the old, standard red, white, and blue flag that had been used in Frisco…
One of America’s most popular coffee chains has burst into the modern age with the first sexual preference-specific, LGBTQ-themed Dunkin’ Donuts store in downtown Cincinnati. Lots of fanfare and glitz on display for passersby at the grand opening yes…
Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - Seven-year-old Johnny Dorrey and his little sister, Brook, were on spring break vacation with their parents, at a fancy resort in Cabo this week, when they thought they saw a familiar face, sitting under a beach umbrella, enjoying the sun and surf while relaxing with a big Pina Colada. The two children couldn't believe their eyes, and they plucked up the courage to go...
A group of 1000 leprechauns will boycott the Six Nations Ireland/England rugby match on Saturday. The leprechauns who have to be painted green to remain visible, are said to be sick and tired of "fairy taleist" abuse from crowds at home and away spor...
YOSEMITE PARK, CALIFORNIA - Tourists to this Sierra Nevada National Park expressed a mixture of fear and awe today as they witnessed the appearance of a massive object of many colors in the skies over Yosemite. The object extended completely across...
Today at a Rainbow Society fundraiser, participants were shocked and disgusted at the behavior of several little people calling themselves leprechauns. Event organizers stated that the event was to raise awareness of AIDS and HIV within the gay /...
Fort Knox - The army reports a dead leprechaun was found in the vault at Fort Knox among the gold bars, according to Colonel Jimbob. The cause of death could not be determined, as leprechauns have never been captured, dead or alive before; their bi...
The Meteorological Office is issuing an amber warning to residents of the UK to prepare itself for a rainbow swarm as the wet weather sweeping the country causes spontaneous rainbow generation in all parts. "As we all know," said Michael Fish of t...
The Irish government has announced a new measure to tackle the country's financial woes; searching for pots of gold at the ends of rainbows. Michael McFlattery, the Irish government's Chief Economist, stated; 'Well, we had a wee think about it all...
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