Young NRA Toddlers Scaring The Hell Out of Squirrels

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 9 July 2022

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Young NRA members in Tennessee scaring the daylights out of squirrels.

CORN SHUCK, Iowa - (Satire News) - One thing about the NRA members when it comes to their membership, they are not picky.

Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree, who is the sister of stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree, spoke with an NRA spokeswoman identified as Loreena Stove, 43.

Miss Dupree was informed that from the time they are first born, NRA babies are made honorary new-born members of the national organization.

They are fingerprinted and photographed, and that individual information goes into an NRA National Data Base that includes around 9.3 million names and pix.

Ms. Stove, did mention that NRA members between the ages of 2 and 4, are not permitted to have a gun that is bigger than a regulation derringer.

NRA children between the ages of 2 and 14 are charged a yearly membership of $3. When they turn 15, the amount goes up to $13.25.

Once they get older than 15, they then pay the standard NRA yearly fee of $919.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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