80,000 Cubans Who Came to U.S. To Visit Relatives Are Staying

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 1 July 2022

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Scene from Florida's Key West

Last year 80, 000 plus Cubans came to America, because we have a total economic embargo Of Cuba. This is how we foster Democracy in Latin America and the Caribbean. We are famous for encouraging Democracy - right?

Trump was a Cuba Commie Hater while praising Putin to the Skies. What do they call that - a Hypocrite?

Castro is dead. Some of the older Republican Senators don't know that.

The US is a bully, and keeps Kicking around a small, defenceless country.

Republicans need Florida's Right-wing Cubans for elections. So, the Senate will keep abusing Cuba. Stupid people.

If we keep abusing Cuba, we will end up with Half the Island moving here.

Is that what Republicans want?

Wake Up - Mitch McConnell! Get your old, scrawny butt in Gear.

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