Mar-A-Lago, Florida - Former President Donald Trump, rebuffed by his neighbors in West Palm Beach who refused to allow him and his camp followers to settle at his Mar-A-Lago resort here, has announced he will purchase a plot of land in Guyana to build a compound, where he, his family, and his most loyal supporters can bask in the aura of his greatness.
"We had a look at the property this week. It's outstanding. There is a beachfront, already some infrastructure including an airstrip and some buildings. They say a guy from the United States used to own it," said the former president.
"We can hang out here and drink our favorite non-alcoholic beverages, while sleepy Joe Biden destroys the country."
