PETA Says Black Cats Matter

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 27 June 2020

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A group of cats at Home Depot waiting to get spray-painted white.

NORFOLK, Virginia – The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has announced that just as Black Lives Matter, so do Black Cats Matter.

PETA has recently noticed that many people are starting to abandon black cats at a larger number than white cats, gray cats, calico cats and cool cats.

PETA spokesperson, Franklin Stanton, said that he believes it is because people have a natural superstitious fear of black cats more so than any other cat.

He pointed out that cats with names such as Blackie, Midnight, and Kanye are even more prone to be discarded.

One of the nation’s leading veterinarians has stated that he feels sorry for these black cats, and he has partnered with Home Depot to have stray black cats rounded up, and painted white.

They say that, on a scale of 1 to 10, in regards to it being safe to paint the black cats white, the number is a solid 9.4.

And they are proud of the fact that, so far, out of 21 cats, 20 were adopted before they even left the store.

In A Related Story - Home Depot is proud to announce that they have partnered with Kim Kardashian to produce the new Kim Kardashian Designer Shovel.

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