New York Governor, Andrew Cuomo, requests money from the rest of America to cover "Rapid Covid-19 deaths" in New York City.
Cuomo stated, "these people were in perfect health until struck down by a new classification of 'Sudden Covid Death Syndrome'".
Cuomo: "To onlookers, the multiple bullet holes in the recent 164 victims may look like contributing factors to the deceaseds' sudden demises, but to experts like me, getting free government money to pass to my contributors, I can tell you, with a pure 100% degree of confidence, it was the Covid-19."
He added: "People in flyover states may attribute large numbers of people being interned in the morgue by our deep disdain of the 5-0 in poor neighborhoods, and having private security in my rich contributor-gated communities, but without any possible doubt, it was the Covid-19. People are calling NYC the "Rotten Apple", but this too is due to Covid-19 influx delusion."
