House Dems Vow New Trump Charges Soon, So He Can Add Another 5 Percent Approval Right Before Election

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Friday, 21 February 2020

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Jerry Nadler and Adam Schiff to Continue Trump Inquiries

Washington - Not content after the jump in Donald Trump's approval polls from the low 40s to 49% right after the impeachment acquittal in the U.S. Senate, Representatives Jerry Nadler and Adam Schiff promised to continue investigating the President and filing new articles of impeachment "in the next few months", and calling on John Bolton and other witnesses to the President's misdeeds to come forward and testify before House Committees.

Even though Bolton was expected to verify the original charge that Trump used hundreds of millions of taxpayer-provided funds to bribe Ukraine to create negative press on his political opponent Joe Biden, House Impeachment managers insisted that "this time we will really get the goods on him," despite the reality that no Senator really bought the theory that Trump had nothing to do with the bribery attempts in the first place.

So, instead of Bolton appearing a TV show like 60 Minutes or even Fox News to tell his story, Nadler and Schiff will insist he appear before Congress, so Trump can convince another 5% of the electorate that he is the victim of a hoax and is being "persecuted by the socialist Democrats". The timing will be perfect for Trump, as the new hearings will take place right before the election.

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