Trump Says He Can Eliminate New Iranian General Whilst He's Having A Bath

Written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 7 January 2020

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Whilst Ghaani is in the bath? Or Trump? Or both?

President Donald Trump has flexed his military muscles in response to various threats of Iranian revenge, by saying that, if it suits him, he could eliminate the new leader of the elite Quds force, Esmail Ghaani, whilst he is in the bath.

That's, whilst Ghaani is in the bath.

Iran, reacting to the Baghdad airstrike murder last week, of General Qasem Soleimani, has threatened revenge, and to expel US troops from the region, but, says Trump, they obviously don't know who they're dealing with.

"My military chiefs have shown me weapons that can pinpoint somebody as they're taking a dump," he said, adding "or laid in the bath, or, you know, doing rumpy-pumpy with the wife. That's my favorite!"

Meanwhile, members of certain sections of religious factions living within the US, started to stir this week.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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