David Koch Dies, Leaving Behind Dozens of Loyal Employees in Congress and White House

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Sunday, 25 August 2019

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Koch Unable to Take the Corrupted Government he Bought with Him to Afterlife

Palm Beach, Florida - Billionaire David Koch died last Friday, but on Monday morning millions of Americans discovered that the corrupt, inept Oligarchy that he purchased and owned was still in charge of the Congress and White House.

He also failed to take with him to his ultimate destination his polluting industrial conglomerate and the fake "think tanks" he maintained to convince naïve readers of right wing publications, as well as his spokesman Donald J. Trump, that climate science was a hoax and that the earth stopped warming in 1998.

Senate Leader Mitch McConnell eulogized the billionaire industrialist on Sunday. "He was a great guy to work for, never bothered us too much just sent the millions into our campaign coffers, so we could save him a billion dollars in taxes. Godspeed, David".

A spokesman from Breitbart News added: "He was a visionary, in 20 years when the ice age kicks in people will realize what a hoax the whole global warming lie was, never mind that for now the Amazon is burning and the seas are invading Florida".

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