2020 Prediction: Decaying Pile of Flesh Loses Popular Vote by 30 Million, Wins Reelection by Electoral College

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Sunday, 25 August 2019

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Computer Aided Artist Rendering of Trump Appearance in November 2020

Washington - A university think tank composed of pollsters, mental health experts and social scientists has predicted that by the election in 2020 Donald Trump will have degenerated into a protoplasmic blob, due to overconsumption of fast food as well as his descent into madness and delusion, but will still win reelection.

The decomposing pile of matter will still be appearing at numerous rallies attended by his admiring fans, who will cheer and chant at every quiver and spew from the blob.

His supporters will circulate bizarre memes and rumors about his opponent in the election, Joe Biden, most originating at Russian blog sites.

"Maybe the festering pile of flesh isn't quite as sharp as he used to be, but it sure beats the hell of having a Democrat run the country," would be the type of comment one researcher predicted.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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