Baltimore, MD. This city's rats, outraged by President Donald Trump's debasing references to their presence here, have left the city in droves, marching in protest toward the White House.
"We find Baltimore a choice place to live. How dare the president suggest that it isn't fit for man or beast?" tweeted one rat.
"We don't want to live in the White House as long as that buffoon is president," tweeted another.
The rats intend to temporarily infest the grounds and the living quarters of the president and his family. "But we won't stay long," said one. "The building is already infested with vermin," nodding toward a photo of Trump.
