The banks are falling! The banks are falling! So yelled Hermann Von Moneylaunder, president of a very big and important European bank. After he took out all his money and put it into Bitcoin, that is. The banks are failing for a reason. There i…
A man was seen reading a book in a public space. The book appeared to be made of paper and was very large. Some thought it was a strange brick, others assumed it was a weapon, still others thought the man was being punished for some reason. “Who w…
Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies crashed further last week as more people continue to liquidate their crypto assets. A report is showing that a horde of bitcoin holders are now shifting to a payments network that is steadily gaining popularity in t…
Tether, Inc – a cryptocurrency stablecoin worth one dollar – will change their name to ‘Crypto Federal Reserve’ in a rebrand that comes as the company faces a series of accounting crises. Similar to how there is nothing federal about the ‘Federal…
Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies suffered yet another crash over last week raising fresh concerns from the community about institutional investors dumping crypto in a coordinated effort. A small subset of the community took to Twitter and got ‘#Sto…
Have you inherited money recently or have a retirement nest egg? Get a financial planner. They are all over the place. No special degree needed, but they are basically all well-educated men and women. They are experts at handling other people…
ORLANDO, FL - 26-year-old, Dave Smith, a self-professed libertarian and avid Bitcoin enthusiast, had funds stolen from his Binance cryptocurrency account and is currently filing a complaint with the US Department of Justice. Dave Smith, resident o…
A man whose acquaintances often joke about him being a bit of a "dinosaur", has told them of a recent incident when he read an advert on the internet that he didn't understand, and was left in a state of fright. The advert, which can be seen above…
Cyberspace - (HashCash): The Chief Cashier to the United Snakes Treasury is to feature as the Bitcoin craptocurrency’s new emblem. A blockdrain-generated face of techno-anarchist Twinkle Toss will front the vulture fund’s new public window in trib...
In a wide-ranging interview at his son’s lacrosse practice, an area man discussed things he has no idea about, like bitcoin. “I have no idea what bitcoin is or why people talk about it,” he said. “I’m a 50- year old man and it’s just something I d...
The spectacular crash of the Bitcoin cryptocurrency early this week shook the financial world to its roots, but not all 'investors' were crying in their beer. Arnold Blimp, an 'amateur speculator', first became interested in Bitcoin when it was fi...
Forget cabbage patch dolls, Barbie, hoverboards and Gameboys. The hottest gift for 2017 is Bitcoin. Whether you buy an entire Bitcoin (USD $10,000 at press time) or the smallest of increments, every kid (and adult) wants this exciting stocking stuffer. Bitcoins are purchased on Coinbase, an exchange for cryptocurrency. You can download Coinbase easily on your iPhone, transfer cash by credit...
Bitcoin is now edible and selling like hot cakes. Bitcoin is an Internet currency sensation worth $1000 per Bitcoin. It can now be converted into little bits of gold plated chocolate coins. "Each Bitcoin is worth ten chocolate bits, which are...
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