The premier husbands' website, HenPecked.com, has admitted to being inspired by The Spoof to include a points system to rate the severity of henpeckedness. Previously henpecked simply included tales of wifely nagging and subtle torment and domination. Now because of the influence of The Spoof points are being awarded to the stories of husbandly suffering according to the degree of pain and humiliation.
"We realized that not all henpeckedness is created equal and have taken pointers from Pointer, who claims to be the most henpecked of all, and his new favorite website The Spoof. It's all about points, Pointer wrote us and at first we thought it was just his usual unusually bloated ego. But then we got it! It's true nothing matters if there aren't ratings and/or points involved. Sports without points, runs etc?? Movies without ratings, Oscars -mean nada!":rambled Sir Walter Mittyrand, the British-German CEO of henpecked.com.
Mittyrand has released the top ranked tales of henpeckanation in the latest issue of his print magazine based on hie webzine which was inspired originally by his blognovel titled " Rip my heart out you ungrateful bitch". #3 on the list is the woeful narrative of the plumber with two broken arms whose darling wife regularly reminds him of how badly he has failed at work and how her own sinks are all clogged and she has had to take a young lover just to preserve her sanity.
#2 is the pitiful picaresque novella of the brave astronaut whose lovely spouse constantly e-mails him and text messages him while he is in space about how he never spends time with her and how she was stuck cleaning the Olympic-size swimming pool until she found two Adonis -like pool boys who have quieted all of her anxiety and tension complete with e-mailed pictures of the three of them relieving each others stress in the jacuzzi with one video entitled: Spagazmssssss.
The winning entry this week came from an Iraq war Marine who is on his seventh re-up. His dedication to his country and democracy in the Middle East will be featured in President Bush's State of the Union address this year.His dear one writes him daily asking him why he can't be more like her father who single handedly won the Seven Day's War on behalf of Israel and only missed one Sabbath while defeating his Muslim enemy and saving his God-Chosen Nation from destruction.
HenPecked.com has already seen a quadrupling in its hits and a tripling in its contributions since instituting the point system. " Pointer and his new spoofriends sure had it right" , Mittyrand shared with us until his wife grabbed the phone from him and told us he had lost his cellphone privileges for a month. Henpecked.com has been temporarily suspended according to an anonymous message on its home screen with a graphic depiction of an infamous member of Johm Wayne Bobicks' 1st marriage.
