Spoof satirist, Buck E Filbert joined a Beverley Hills Vagina's Anonymous group today in an effort to stop writing about the "personal software" of celebrities. Filbert's articles, "Britney Spear's gift wraps Federlines testicles for Christmas" and "Britney Spear's Vagina Is Free" have been very popular on The Spoof website, but have caused the young satirist to question whether his fans love him for his attention to vaginas, or for his talent as a writer.
"It's really hard to say," said the young satirist. "When I write something I think is clever, nobody notices, but when I say the word, 'vagina' everything blows up. I'm beginning to feel a little used."
Spoof writer, Jalapeno man, in an effort to get the satirist "off the dope" challenged him, after Filbert had made a connection with the J-man that the two had written the same story one day, to write something about an innocuous picture in the Spoof gallery of a plastic banana sitting on the toilet. J-man said that he would do the same and both satirists would compare stories afterwards.
"I tried to help the kid. I really didn't think he would get anything scatological out of it," the J-man said. "I did my clever best, but the boy's really hooked."
Afterwards, the two satirists compared stories and sure enough, Filbert emerged from the friendly challenge with a story about someone finding Britney Spear's sex toy in a truck stop bathroom. Nice try J-man.
Speaking on behalf of himself, King David said that he "hopes that the treatment works for the young satirst. I really like the kid and feel he has a lot of potential. But Hollywood can be some mean and vapid streets. I hope that the kid gets out of there alive."
In other news today, spokespersons from the Federal government today said they were feeling a little used by multinationals Monsanto and Exxon and vowed to limit the amount of influence the giant corporations could peddle.
"We have to remember that we are the only institution large enough to keep the giant's in check," said Federal government spokesperson, Nanci Pelosi.
