Trump, Ryan Cast Together in Naked and Afraid

Funny story written by Mike Peril

Monday, 27 March 2017

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Washington, DC - President Donald Trump and House Speaker Paul Ryan will appear together on the reality show, Naked and Afraid. Producers wanted to film a special episode where two politicians have to live on their own without access to health care. The filming took place in the swamps along Southeast Washington, DC.

After the stunning defeat of their health care bill, known alternatively as TrumpCare, RyanCare and ObamaLite, being in Naked and Afraid felt natural to both men.

Sources state that Trump is afraid that he doesn't know what he is doing. He walks around the White House all night without clothes calling for Melania. As for Ryan, once known for leading House members with his rigid exercise routine, he now feels "vulnerable and alone".

Insiders say that Trump continuously wanted to "tap out" during filming over 21 days, feeling unprepared and not knowing any survival skills, while demanding his cell phone and his Propecia. In one scene, Trump and Ryan are huddled together shivering, naked and afraid.

Now that the show is in post-production, Trump complained that Ryan comes across looking better than him. He stated that throughout the process Ryan purposely made him look like an unprepared bully.

When Trump realized that the Ryan's white fuzzy blur on the screen would be much bigger than his own, Trump threatened to sue. According to sources, Trump required his little white blur to go down to his knees, but the show's Blur Editor refused.

The show, according to executive producer Arnold Schwarzenegger, will air through the summer every time the Trump-Ryan team fails to deliver on a Trump campaign promise, which is expected to be frequent.

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