From our Hack at the G-Jolly Summit

Written by skepticalian

Tuesday, 10 February 2015


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RastaPutin: Hey, Bummer, you like Ukraine? :grin:

Obummer: Where is it? :confused:

RastaPutin: Oh vvck me! Is my vvcking holiday place. Black sea, u know, Crime no? :weary:

Obummer: Oh yeh! Your dacha hangout, youre welcome. :sunglasses: :wink: :v:

RastaPutin: Vot about middle east? :muscle: :blush:

Obummer: Now were talkin. You need to fuck off out of there, that's ours. :angry: :us: :muscle:

RastaPutin: Hey chill Bummer! We have great sales of :bomb: at moment. Bassad good for bizniz. Good for your bentagon too, no? :moneybag: :gun: :satellite: :video_camera:

Obummer: :smirk: :laughing: We gotta kick isis ass so they shit on us more! :innocent: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

RastaPutin: We agree then. Spaseeba. :heart_eyes:

Obummer: Spa? U inviting me to your dacha? :blush:

RastaPutin: Ah, we love you americans. :facepunch:

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