Written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 25 April 2018

image for "Planet B" a mercurial Macron masterpiece has put US congress in 'check mate!" Qui, qui..
Oh how he wishes he had ze "panache francais" al la mercurial Macron!

It has taken a French master of ze simple philosophical school to come up 'trumps' in Trump's own backgarden and deliver in one slick word what Americans find hard to accept...

French philosophy, rather outdated, has arisen from ze ashes to confound US lawmakers, politicians, ze US public, ze rest of Europe, excluding Mrs May, Kim Jong Un, and nuke perpetrators, Iran!

"Qui, zere is no Planet B, tres facile, take it or leave it!" Proclaimed Messr Macron.

NASA are attempting to prove ze mercurial French president wrong, before Iran get zeir grubby hands on nukes, by sending out spaceships into ze universe hoping to find a "Planet B!" But it seems futile and, a hell of a waste of US tax money, while ze US homeless seek homes on Planet A, also, a futile exercise it seems.

Never mind, France has moved ahead in ze love race between zem and us leaving Mrs May seething and chewing on her fish and chips while Macron and Trump devour finest Russian caviar, a present from zat great Russian Tsar, and philosopher, Putin.

Due to Brexit ze UK is drifting aimlessly between zem and us, and all BOJO & Co can hope for is zat ze UK hits an iceberg, sinks out of trace, and finds Planet B under ze Atlantic Ocean just like Captain Nemo did many years ago!

Merci beaucoup Jules Verne!

Mon Dieu he was French too!

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