Enough Is Enough - Send Trump Back To Queens

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 5 June 2017

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Enough is enough, send the Trump back to Queens. Forget the antiquated Electoral College. More Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than for the guy from Queens. Even with the Russian interference/collusion and the Comey self-serving interference/hysteria, Hillary Clinton received over three million more votes than the guy from Queens.

Make America great again? The United States of America was always great, but Trump and his team have managed to destroy its luster and leadership role in the world. Withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord? Forget global warming and rising seas, the king of the shellac comb-over just wants to destroy Obama's legacy.

Ain't going to happen, McGee.

He may try to privatize the Air Traffic Control, resume coal mining, ban Muslims, side with Russia, push aside a head of state for a photo-op, but Obama will still remain the stellar example of Presidential integrity and class, and "smell like hope and freshly baked cookies".

Trump will always be the guy from Queens whose singular contribution to his administration was to boast of the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake, "You've ever seen."


Governor Jerry Brown of California announced NO to Trump's plan to withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord. California would comply with the Paris Accord. Trump won't dictate to California. Off to China, Brown plans to affirm his commitment to the alliance.

Governors and mayors of cities throughout the US announced that they planned to ignore the Trump's actions and maintain allegiance with the Paris Accord. Take that Trump.

A lame Trump tweet followed: "I'm available to renegotiate the Paris Accord."

France's Emmanuel Macron replied: "The Paris Accord is not renegotiable."


Then Macron added that the world planned to, "Make our planet great again."

Double ouch. Have a piece of chocolate cake.

After the tragedy in London, Trump issued a tweet that ridiculed gun control.

Enough is enough. He has the nuclear codes. Hillary won. Send him back to Queens with a truck full of chocolate cakes, and turn off his tweeter feed. Stop the hate.

As, Adam, a victim of the Manchester bombing said, "Love spreads."

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