Meghan and Harry have been noticeably quiet since South Park had a go at them about how they love their privacy so much they can’t shut up about it. Now what are they doing? What any couple who has been publicly shamed and shunned do. They shut up…
Witnessing comedy clubs implementing contactless temperature-monitoring of guests and people going for their daily jog in face masks, all in the name of curbing the spread of a disease comparable in severity to the flu, Nate Parker of Nashville, Tenn...
Isolated and craving physical companionship in the midst of the nationwide coronavirus lockdown, Bonnie Radick of Nashville, Tennessee, was hurt that, while there were a good number of men willing to come have sex with her, she could not find anyone,...
While the term “social distancing” has an off-puttingly clinical ring, the fact is, we each bring our own individual style and flair to the practice of self-isolation. What kind of social distancer are YOU? Peruse these common social distancing types...
Despite promising early research results as a potential non-toxic antidote to singlehood, Kyle Strickland of Nashville, Tennessee, failed a non-inferiority trial and ultimately was not approved as Christina Angelo’s new boyfriend. “It’s disappoint...
Desperate for connection in crowded yet isolating New York City, Leila Sherwood joined a support group for lonely people and found everything she was looking for - friendship, camaraderie, even a mate - and was accordingly asked to leave the group.
After a lifetime of battling his chronic and persistent loneliness, Ben Harris of Nashville, Tennessee, decided stop fighting and instead embrace it – and ended up finding a new best friend. “I been alone my whole life,” said Ben, whose father dis...
Fans of The Smiths are all on-edge this week, as they anxiously await the new solo album by the group's former frontman, Steven Patrick Morrissey. The album, 'Me, Myself, I, Nobody Else' is released on November 1, and will be followed by a single...
Police in Fort Lauderdale say the death of a man in his seventies was caused by his TV set, and have charged the appliance with homicide. The man, Gordon Binfield, 74, had lived alone since his wife died in 1983, and, having few friends, rarely l...
Recently, Catherine Parker of Nashville, Tennessee, made the extremely personal decision to put herself out there. “I'm ready,” she said. “This decision didn't come easily, but I've been working on Me for a long time, and it's really paid off. I'm...
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