Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

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Thursday, 21 December 2006

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Tara believes in giving

NEW YORK, December 28, Reuters - Renegade Miss USA Tara Conner announced today that she has donated organs to a child in exchange for yet another chance to retain her crown.

"I believe in giving back," she told reporters. "God gave me two kidneys, eyes, ovaries and lungs. Tiara Williams needs one of each." Williams, 15, of College Park, MD, was attacked by organ thieves, who stole one of her eyes, ovaries, and lungs, also making off with one kidney, damaging the other.

Donald Trump, co-owner of the Miss USA pageant, gave Conner a second chance on December 19 after disclosures she had indulged in underage drinking, so long as went to rehab.

This third chance came after Conner shocked America by posing in a bikini, contributing to the sexual fantasies of minors and indirectly encouraging masturbation.

"The organ thing is a good sign she's on the road to redemption, and I believe in redemption" Trump said.

NEW YORK, December 30, Reuters - Tiara Williams filed suit today claiming she is the rightful Miss USA because her vital organs were instrumental in Tara Conner's victory in the beauty contest.

Pageant co-owner Donald Trump said he was considering letting the two women reign in tandem . . .

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