For months now, world has been shocked by stories of fake news. People believe president is liar or idiot or Russia is bad country. Now news reports say fake news never existed.
UK Government Leader Comrade May explain to press, "There no fake news, it not happen." Whole government deny problem ever exist, because it not real.
Glorious Russian President Putin agree with broadcast. He say, "Fake news not exist." Everyone know President not lie.
Special Britain propaganda company BBC also report this. They say, "I not know about fake news."
United State President Trump sent Twitter this morning to say, "Fake news is fake news." He wise man.
All shut up about fake news now.