Washington, DC Ivanka Trump's husband Jared Kushner and Donald Trump, Jr. were accused by the FBI, U.S. Congress, and CNN of colluding with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un to trade top-grade vodka to him for his black-market cocaine, methamphetamine, Ecstasy and for use of his Pleasure Squad for 30 minutes.
"It is absolutely not true" said the latest Trump family press secretary, who looked a lot like an out-of-work Bozo the Clown. "In response, Donald Trump, Jr. has said he will release all the e-mails he has pertaining to the matter."
Later today, Donald Trump, Jr. himself appeared, and, in-between the three times he sniffed his nose in one minute, denied all reports of collusion with North Korea and then quickly excused himself to the bathroom.
