Written by humanoid

Monday, 19 June 2017

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Logan and Sara, the only two humans left alive on earth after a nuclear war, finally made contact with an alien race in the Milky Way galaxy using radio satellite antennas modified to send and receive quantum particle communications.

The aliens gave them landing coordinates in Munich Germany at 2:30 p.m. on October, 25th 2275. After traveling by boat and car from Hastings England to Munich Germany, they were disappointed to encounter an alien deception.

Logan and Sara witnessed over a million tiny, carnivorous aliens devouring the decomposed bodies of humans and animals.

After a brief chase they managed to escape the tiny aliens, but not before attaining a cellphone sized computer dropped by an alien killed by Logan.

The computer told them in the English language that it was a translation device named z32. It's also the navigator and the life support system onboard the alien ship.

The tiny aliens don't posses an IQ higher than a dog's intelligence, but they do have a voracious appetite for flesh. "They can eat ten times their body weight within four minutes, defecating while they swallow at the same time," says Logan.

The z32 explained that the tiny aliens were scouts and pets of much larger predatory monsters that would surely kill Logan and Sara once they land on earth within six months.

The computer promised Sara and Logan that it would transport them to an earth like planet in the Milky Way galaxy if they manage to return to the abandoned vessel. That particular planet is capable of sustaining their biological bodies.

Logan and Sara were able to board the abandoned vessel and were instructed by z32 to enter the cryogenic capsules for the long journey.

by z32 computer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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