The actor Alec Baldwin held a news conference in the Oval Office yesterday, as he signed one executive order after another.
Mr. Baldwin had no difficulty entering the White House yesterday morning, as the security officers all recognized him as the President of the United States.
When Mr. Trump attempted to return to the White House, he was immediately arrested as an imposter by his own security detail.
It turns out that more than half of the people who voted for Trump in the November election thought they were voting for Mr. Baldwin, according to a recent Fox News poll.
When Melania Trump was brought to the holding cell where Donald Trump was being held, she loudly insisted, "That's not my husband."
Based on her testimony, immigration officials revoked Mr. Trump's passport and announced that they would immediately take steps to deport him, if they can find a country willing to accept him.
When asked if Russia would do so, the Russian ambassador had no comment.
Among the executive orders signed by President Baldwin was one that requires all republican members of the house and senate to take - and pass - a basic high school civics course.