Actually, as I write this, I'm only 91 but by the time it's posted on The Spoof I'll have passed my 92d birthday. But I feel like 20-something again. You see, Alexa came into my life. No, not that Amazon idiot who screws up whatever music I ask he…
A 32-year-old woman from Shoreditch in East London revealed last night that she caught her husband having a saucy exchange with a woman living across the road using coded messages on an Aldis Lamp, a signalling device used by ships to transmit messag…
Back in 1976, Debbie Clark Belichick made the team! Coach Bill’s home team that is! She won the job of starting 1st mate, and she managed to keep it for almost 30 years. But that’s not her sole claim to fame. Debbie is a great success in her own righ…
A man perusing the pages of a satirical news website was notified, to his obvious delight, that he had found his 'match' - an Asian beauty called Xiaoke, aged 27 - but was embarrassed by the fact that he wasn't sure how to pronounce her name correctl…
A 23-year-old Whitechapel woman has berated her boyfriend's sexual performance, branding it, 'pathetic', after the pair had indulged in a steamy romp using semaphore flags. Tracy Dell, a hairdresser from Dock Lane, told The East London Gazette: "W...
Chocolate manufacturers, as well as greeting card and flower sellers all over the world are in uproar this morning, after an international ban on celebrating Valentine's Day came into force, due to the possible spread of infection of the deadly You-k...
A 24-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has been found guilty of murder in a Greek court of law, after she shot her partner 6 times before decapitating his body and tossing his head out of a window in their apartment on the idyllic isle o...
A new, refreshingly true-to-life dating reality show called AuthenCity features an eclectic cast of single men and women who largely just sit around and do a lot of texting. "It can be tough to get any really good action shots," said cameraman Wes...
The morning after a late-night rendezvous with a new love interest, Nathan Cromwell of Nashville, Tennessee, got into his car to drive to his job at a call center downtown only to fall asleep at the wheel - fortunately before turning on the ignition.
A groundbreaking new report from the Social Media Intimacy Foundation revealed that women are highly prone to overestimate the existence of a romantic relationship based on superfluous factors like words. "Our first clue was when fifty-one percent...
A man who knows about stuff like this, has said there is absolutely no scientific basis whatsoever behind the ages-old petal-pulling decision-making theory of "She loves me, she loves me not..." The practice of pulling individual petals from a...
After dating seriously for almost two years, Ray Campbell and Monique DuBois of Brooklyn, New York, found that their relationship had deteriorated to the extent that they could scarcely stand the sight of each other. Out of sheer desperation, they tu...
After hearing all his East Nashville friends rave about the restorative effects of yoga, Trey Mulligan of Nashville, Tennessee, recently decided to check out a class for himself – only to wind up sticking his foot in his mouth. “It was intense,” s...
It was love at first sight – and first site – for Mitch Hennessy and Kacey Craig when they encountered each other on the dating website Bumble, a first experience for both of them with the world of online dating. “I could tell she was the one,” sa...
Happy couple Jake Reed and Marla Moss, who first encountered each other over five months ago on the online dating site Bumble, have decided to take their relationship to the next level and go on an actual date. For the first three months after th...
Sickeningly-sweet New York City couple, Jason Morley and Carolyn Shea, recently – and reluctantly – revealed to their friends that they met offline, rather than through an online dating site. “We actually met waiting in line at a coffee shop,” sa...
A new dating site called "Concealed Carry Match.com" was launched last month and is already successful. It advertises itself as a safe, friendly dating site for gun owners. It is mocked on the web as affording an opportunity for Americans to bang o...
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