Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 14 March 2016

image for Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: A confident Donald Trump vowed to wear a pink Hillary pantsuit in the next debate if he is defeated by Little Marco in the Florida primary tomorrow.

The counter-punching billionaire, stung by Little Marco's reference to his small hands and little dick, came out smoking Sunday when asked by MSNBC's Rachel Maddow if it were true. Maddow, whose cleavage Keith Olbermann once described as reminding him of the confluence of the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers as they form the Ohio River in Pittsburgh, is definitely not a fan of Mr. Trump.

Wearing a grey turtleneck sweater that appeared to have been snatched from a giant tortoise from the Galapagos Islands, the smarmy letch spokeswoman of the progressive left attempted to engage Trump in an argument over who looked more masculine, she or the Trumpster.

"I have no idea what kind of stuff you're hiding, and it's really none of my business," said the bemused Trump. "But I would rather meet Little Marco in a dark alley than you. Have you ever thought of joining the SEALS?"

"Are you willing to debate Little Marco if he wins the Florida primary?"

Trump: "If I lose to that little Cuban commie bastard, I will not only debate him, I will put on a pink Hillary pantsuit and dye my albino raccoon headpiece to match."

"Is that a promise?"

"You can bet your sweet-stuff on it, Rachel."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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