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Funny story: Pompeo and Rubio to be loaded onto the “all options are on the table” table

Pompeo and Rubio to be loaded onto the “all options are on the table” table

The famous table bearing that all time US favorite diplomatic tool "all options are on the table" is showing some signs of strain and decay. Engineers are busy supplying reinforcements to it, including corner reinforcements and foundational suppor...

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Funny story: Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths

Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths

Breaking: A new surveillance op is underway in the US via the garbage truck industry (“Streamline Disposal! We’ve Got Your Crap! Inc.”). All trash is now routinely scanned, sniffed, linked, filed, and joined to facial recognition software at a cus...

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Funny story: Neighbors Catch Rubio Playing with his Sword

Neighbors Catch Rubio Playing with his Sword

West Miami, Fl - Florida Republican Senator Marco Rubio was caught by his neighbors playing with his sword on his front lawn. Rubio was wearing only a rainbow designed Speedo and high healed booties. The spectacle began after midnight. The former...

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Funny story: Republican Convention: Ready, Set - Hold It

Republican Convention: Ready, Set - Hold It

Marla Maples will open the proceeding singing:My Man. If there is a standing ovation, she will encore using the Little Fish routine she performed in the Dancing With The Stars contest, even though the routine followed with her elimination. It m...

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Funny story: Trump Cabinet To Be Named Shortly--Putin, Marla, among others, to be Pleased

Trump Cabinet To Be Named Shortly--Putin, Marla, among others, to be Pleased

Washington, D.C.: Sources close to presumed nominee Donald Trump state that Trump is already considering nominees for his cabinet if he wins the presidency. With presumed Chief of Staff Corey Lewandowski at the helm, Lewandowski is certain to push...

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Funny story: 2016 Election: A New Woody Allen Film

2016 Election: A New Woody Allen Film

If you haven't already guessed, the 2016 election is really a Woody Allen film plot. Donald Trump, to be portrayed by Alec Baldwin, is a closet Democrat and a Hillary Clinton supporter, portrayed by Angela Lansbury. Donald never wanted to be pres...

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Funny story: Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: A confident Donald Trump vowed to wear a pink Hillary pantsuit in the next debate if he is defeated by Little Marco in the Florida primary tomorrow. The counter-punching billionaire, stung by Little Marco's reference to his sma...

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Funny story: Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

The media is calling it the most disgusting debate in the history of US political campaigns! Last night at the GOP debate, the 2016 campaign for Pre3sident of the United States reached a new low in this year of rude, crude and unattractive democra...

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Funny story: After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

Last night's Republican debate in Detroit was only half the story. Our intrepid Senior Reporter, Dale Petrie has a nose for news, which fortunately for him was plugged, because to get the real dirt, he hid in the restroom at the Fox Theater. Here is...

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Funny story: Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Detroit, MI--After Donald Trump revealed at the Republican debate that he was "huge," in response to Marco Rubio's implicit criticism of the size of his genitals, all of the candidates now vying for the Republican nomination are being asked to releas...

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Funny story: U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

WASHINGTON, D. C.--The Constitution was found dead last Thursday evening in a back alley, its bullet-ridden body soaked in blood. Suspiciously, article five of the Constitution, which begins, "The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall d...

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Funny story: It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

Yes, it's his charisma! Donald Trump has charisma. At the last debate, Donald Trump stood masterfully like an elephant between a Chihuahua and the Canadian Mr. Sleaze. Editor's note: Isn't Canadian Mr. Sleaze an oxymoron? Looks more like an ep...

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Funny story: Marco Rubio... A double negative too far

Marco Rubio... A double negative too far

Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio confused Meet the Press viewers and its moderator Chuck Todd on Sunday with his overuse of negatives in response to questions regarding fault for the 9/11 attacks. Todd asked repeatedly that Rubio clarify. Essentially the exchange went like this: Todd: "Are you putting 9/11 on Clinton?" Rubio: "No. I am putting it on Clinton." Rubio's failure...

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Funny story: Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's Afraid Of Donald Trump?

Who's afraid of Donald Trump? Seems like most of the folks in the Republican party. He recently was overheard to have said that Osama bin Laden was still alive and that he spoke to him. Not dead! But Seal Team 6 finished him off and there was a...

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Funny story: Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out into...

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Funny story: Senator declares "I'm not a scientist" one too many times

Senator declares "I'm not a scientist" one too many times

Senator Marco Rubio, known for his lack of scientific training, was quoted as using the disclaimer for what might end up being one too many times. Rubio has been quoted as using "I am not a scientist" in response to the following questions: "...

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Funny story: Prospective 2016 GOP Candidates to Be Subject to a Science Test

Prospective 2016 GOP Candidates to Be Subject to a Science Test

Nearly everyone remembers that moment in the May 2008 Republican debate in which the candidates were asked whether or not they believed in evolution, and three out of the ten participants raised their hands to indicate they didn't. In fact, as recent...

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