At a rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina yesterday presidential candidate Donald Trump said to a enthusiastic crowd, "You better believe it, white size matters! Just ask Micro Marco!" The crowd roared its approval.
"You know they say, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
"Yes" screamed the crowd
Trump: Well my friends, you don't have to worry with me! I'm the fightingest and the biggest dog you'll ever see!"
"YES," the assembled yelled in unison.
A reporter from the Raleigh News & Observer called out, "Mr. Trump, Marco Rubio just released a statement that said an inside source at your company has said you sit down to pee! Is that correct?"
Trump flashed a broad grin and replied, "Of course I do! Ever since my back operation the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy!"
The crowd exploded with laughter.
Trump continued, "And you might ask Micro Marco why he carries a tweezers with him when he goes to the men's room!"
At this point the band started to play and a trio started to sing:
This gland is your gland
this gland is my gland
to the New York islands.
In related news, a journalist in Florida found Dr. Ben Carson at his home and asked his reaction to the antics at the Trump rally.
Carson smiled gently and replied: "I never should have quit the campaign!"