Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee strode to the podium at the GOP headquarters this morning. He was unsmiling and seemed to be in a hurry. He wasted no time and spoke abruptly: "I am announcing here today that the committee has met and we are unanimous in our choice of the Keynote speaker at our convention this year. It is," he paused, "Moose,the gaseous hero dog."
The assembled journalists gasped,and a few laughed as they turned to each other with bewildered expressions and looks of disbelief.
Priebus continued: "As you all know Moose like John McCain is a genuine American hero. He confronted Assad in Syria and caused thousands of ISSIS members to flee their strongholds. He did this at great risk to his own life and well being. He never wavered. He spoke to our farts, er, I mean hearts. He is our choice to continue speaking our message to America."
The reporters sat at in stunned silence. Then, a reporter from the New York Times shouted in a pleading voice, "But Moose the gaseous hero dog can only bark and fart!"
Priebus looked at the journalist and replied in a soft but steady voice, "Yes.......