Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 15 December 2015

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Many of the Senate offices have recently upgraded their computers.

Washington, DCIn a survey taken by a local newspaper, it was found that most Republicans do not use e-mail because they don't know how. In fact, 23% of Republicans were found to believe that e-mail is evil and a tool of the devil.

The reporter first suspected that Republicans might not know how to use e-mail when she attempted to e-mail each Senator and only found e-mail addresses for 89% of the Democrats, and only 16% of Republicans. Of the Republicans with e-mail addresses, only 8% actually replied and 4% of those contained summons for conspiracy.

The rest of the poll was conducted in person and by telephone.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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