President Obama: "Some of 65 Nation coalition are 'just guys' he knows"

Funny story written by Jeff Brone

Saturday, 5 December 2015

President Obama admitted recently that some of the 65 nation coalition that is supposedly fighting terrorism may not be "full fledged nations, in the strictest sense."

Speaking before the press corps and other listeners, the President used especially good public speaking skills to explain that the nations may include people the President knows, although he assured the group that they were people of good character and didn't want to see anything bad happen for the most part.

A White House insider said he was personally surprised to see some of the listed entities to include Raven's Nation, Bill's House, Michelle's Hair Salon, The Worldwide Association of Trekkies, and Italy.

"I saw the list and remember asking if it was a misprint or something like that and was told that I could have some candy if I just didn't mention it again. Man, that was a lot of candy."

The President said he wanted to make it clear that the listed "nations" have plenty of strength on their own and that some of them know some martial arts. He added "For example, one is a cook at the White House and he is real good with a knife. Another is my daughter's former girl scout troop and they regularly form clean up crews to beautify our local parks. I'm glad they're on our side."

He added "They also have very small carbon footprints, so they got that going for them."

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