Focus Group Loses Sight Of Hillary

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Monday, 19 October 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: QUESTION: If your eyes looked like two piss holes in a snowbank, and your lips were pink like a rooster's dink; you had chipmunk cheeks bouncing around every which-way when your phony jackass laugh sent folks up the wall, and you could speak "Southern" anytime you were south of Washington, who would you be?

ANSWER: Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Yes, boys and girls. Whether you be for or against her, she is all of the above and more. As whimsical as her horseshit smile, her focus group has all but lost sight of her because she has changed lanes so many times that no one knows where she is going.

Just follow the money, old friends.

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