To demonstrate the evils of a life dedicated to inebriation and self-indulgence, Preacher Levi traveled across the United States lecturing church groups on the evils that can befall Christians who choose a life of dissipation and women chasing. In his lectures he would call upon Paul Tribadoo as an example of what can happen when you choose this life style.
Paul, a fine gentleman when sober, came from a gentile and influential family of Southern dignity that traced its aristocratic heritage back to the antebellum period prior to the Civil War.
In these meetings Paul would wear a urine stained Colonel Sander's style white suit and sit in a chair next to Preacher Levi. Sweating profusely, belching and farting at will while making obscene gestures to the witnesses who came to hear the preacher's words, he was the perfect example of what can happen to a wayward soul.
Alas, Paul Tribadoo passed away this past Friday, and Preacher Levi is looking for someone to take his place.
Please contact Dr. Billingsgate if you wish to volunteer to replace Paul.
