In a clever political maneuver all 32 republican presidential prospects agreed to consolidate their collective power and run as one single multi-personality candidate.
The new strategy is the brainchild of Carl Rove who said it was necessary to avoid the pitfalls of a long primary season of inner-party canibalization as the crowded field of contenders fight for a limited supply of money to buy votes.
Meanwhile democrats cried foul claiming that such a stunt was illegal. But Rove insisted that they will prevail in a ruling by the Supreme Court, which is a wholey owned subsidiary of the republican party.
