Saturday, 16 May 2015

Entropy is the tendency of all thermodynamic processes to end in a steady state of perfect disorder wherein no useful work can be accomplished. All matter will eventually be evenly dispersed at a temperature of about 4 degrees above absolute zero, bumping about in a kind of Brownian motion.

Well, the Federal Election Commission has achieved perfect entropy ahead of the rest of the universe. With 3 Democrats and 3 Republicans voting in perfect opposition, no useful work can be accomplished. (And at great cost, sucking up resources and energy.)

The U.S. Congress is lagging behind the F.E.C. by only a bit in their goal to be world leaders in reaching complete entropy. Go Congress! Hurray for homeostasis!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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