Apple Watch Time Lords launch Emergency Medical Hologram app

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 29 May 2015

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Cupertino, Ca - A holographic doctor first seen on Star Trek Voyager is channeling great gastro-intestinal advice at the flick of a wrist.

It's the first time that engineers have managed to craft the hologram program into an Apple Watch app turning Cupertino's latest must-have baby into real space age bling.

This morning's test run saw a female EMH project itself from Tim Cook's personal Apple timepiece before diagnosing a slight tummy rumble brought on by nerds.

Ah, nerves.

Cook then demonstrated how a variety of diagnostic tools in the mechanism's innards can provide bang-up-to-the-minute health advice along with a great bedside manor.

The app launches next month priced $99.

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