ISIS Orders Mass Defecation on Quran

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Thursday, 2 April 2015

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TIKRIT, IRAQ - ISIS commander, Haid D'Salaami, ordered his soldiers to execute a mass-defecation on the holy Quran to prove their manliness.

The order came after ISIS soldiers succumbed to Iraqi soldiers when Tikrit was retaken earlier today. Iraqi forces battling to retake Tikrit from ISIS are now in control of the city, Prime Minister Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr said Tuesday on Iraqiya TV.

Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr said on state television that the city was liberated.

Iraqi forces reached the center of Tikrit and hoisted the nation's flag on top of the Governorate Building, Mustaf Herod Apyur Poupr said.

ISIS Soldiers who refuse to comply will be pronounced "gay".

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